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ELOWEITWURF

"Throw the game like there's no tomorrow"

About ELOWEITWURF

Founded by a group of friends who were exceptionally skilled at losing games, ELOWEITWURF has perfected the art of the strategic throw.

Losing Champions

We've lost more tournaments than anyone else. That's a record we're proud of!

Professional Throwers

Our team has mastered the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Having Fun

We might be terrible, but we're having the time of our lives doing it!

Legendary Quotes

Words of wisdom from our professional throwers that will go down in history.

Das ist Brainrot auf Business-ebene

Tevin

https://imgur.com/a/qSj2N7O

Hi, ich bin Zitrom - das heißt Moritz Rückwärts.

Moritz

Zitrom heißt Rückwärts nichtmal Moritz

Wenn ich jetzt ein Kind gebären würde, dann würd ich das mit 200km/h in dein Gesicht fliegen lassen!

Toasty

3 Dutzend sind ein Arsch voll. Demnach sind 72 2 volle Ärsche.

K. Schronkel

2020

Ich warte ja auf den Moment wo Sylt untergeht.

SmotiiVe

Irgendwann bin ich dann aufgestanden und hab gegen die Wand gekotzt!

Niko

ELOWEITWURF in Numbers

A look at our impressive (or not so impressive) statistics

Team Members

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Tournament Wins

Hours Played

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Meet Our "Pro" Team

The finest collection of gamers who excel at creative ways to lose.

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Our Highlights

The best (and worst) moments of our gaming career.

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Onetaps fliegen

Toasty called Onetaps

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*Car'sting Couch*

Stream Zusammenfassung

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Tactical Vita Juice

Max just discovered a tactical vita juice

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ADHS Andy

Moritz just having his average ADHS kicks.

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Awesome AWP

Hittin the shots

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No Scope Headshot

Sebi stuckt nen sahnigen no scope Header

Watch Us Live

Follow our team members on Twitch and experience epic fails in real-time!

Join the Throwing Revolution

The Elite Losers Club

Welcome to the world's premier gathering of dedicated throwers, rage-quitters, and keyboard smashers.

Our members have mastered the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Why Join Us?

Are you exceptionally bad at games? Do you have a talent for losing? We want you!

Connect with fellow professional losers, coordinate epic throws, and learn advanced techniques for blaming your teammates!